Kill Your Brainrot
A productivity nootropic drink for the smart, ambitious, and self-aware. Not ancient wisdom. Just smart molecules.
Why Superfluid Works
Sustained Energy
No jitters, no crash. Just smooth, sustained cognitive energy for 4-6 hours of peak performance.
Enhanced Focus
Clinically-dosed nootropics that sharpen concentration and eliminate brain fog.
Portable Format
Convenient sachets that fit in your pocket. Mix anywhere, anytime you need mental clarity.
Clean Formula
Zero sugar, zero artificial colors. Every ingredient chosen based on clinical research.
Q1 2026
Superfluid launches in the first quarter of 2026. Join the waitlist to secure your spot in the first batch.
Curious About The Formula?
Every ingredient is precisely calibrated for maximum cognitive performance
L-Theanine
200mgPromotes alpha-wave activity in the brain, producing a relaxed but alert mental state that enhances focus and creativity without drowsiness.
Cognizin® Citicoline
250mgSupports acetylcholine production and cerebral energy metabolism. Clinically shown to improve attention and mental clarity.
Rhodiola Rosea
300mgAdaptogenic herb that combats mental fatigue and stress. Helps maintain cognitive function during prolonged mental activity.
Natural Caffeine
100mgBlocks adenosine receptors to prevent fatigue. Balanced dose provides alertness without anxiety or jitters.
B-Vitamin Complex
100% DVEssential for energy metabolism, neurotransmitter synthesis, and brain cell maintenance. Critical for sustained cognitive function.
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How to Use Superfluid
DON'T
Don't consume the powder directly. It's designed to be mixed with liquid for optimal absorption and taste.
DO
Mix with 8-12oz of cold water. Stir or shake well until fully dissolved. Drink and unlock your potential.
Step-by-Step Instructions
Open the stick pack and pour contents into your bottle or glass
Add 8-12oz of cold water for optimal taste and consistency
Stir thoroughly or shake until powder is completely dissolved
Drink within 30 minutes of preparation for maximum potency
Our Approach
We reject hustle porn. Productivity isn't about working yourself to death—it's about working smarter.
Every ingredient chosen based on clinical research. We optimize for results, not marketing buzzwords.
Superfluid won't make you a genius. It'll help you operate closer to your cognitive ceiling.
Against Brainrot
We live in an attention economy designed to fragment your focus into infinite micro-distractions. Your brain is the battleground.
Superfluid is a tactical response. A tool for those who refuse to let algorithmic dopamine loops dictate their cognitive capacity.
This is about reclaiming your mental sovereignty.
Questions? Answers.
Only 2,000 Units in First Production Run
We're intentionally keeping the first batch small. This isn't artificial scarcity—it's about maintaining quality control and listening to early adopters before scaling.
Waitlist members get priority access when we launch in Q1 2026
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